either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
where am i from again
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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