I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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