at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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