thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Randomize
