Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
Randomize