plz talk dirty to me
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
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No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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