garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
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