Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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