Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I need a burrito and a hug.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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