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Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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