I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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