She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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