I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize