I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
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It's never too late to be topless.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
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you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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