Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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