thus making me awesome and them whores
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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