he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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