Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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