i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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