High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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