I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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