East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
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He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
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i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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