I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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