Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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