grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
