Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
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Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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