You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
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I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
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Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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