Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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