you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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