Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
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the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
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I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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