butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
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The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
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This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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