You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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