I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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