Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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