# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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