Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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