She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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