so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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