No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
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I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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