I have demons in me.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
she woke up with a sticky ear
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
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