fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
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Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
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