Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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