Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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