Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
pop tarts are not kleenex
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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