I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
