You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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