I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
My vagina is very pro this idea
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