We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
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That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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