thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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