Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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