He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
