windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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