one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
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Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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