i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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