i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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