My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
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her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
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If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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