why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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